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November 15 2017

misda
14:02
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misda
12:00
11:56

Growing Up German

sleepaddict:

unscharf-an-den-raendern:

  • Always getting a free slice of sausage at the butcher
  • Hearing stories where people violently died as bedtime stories
  • Closing your eyes when the Sandmännchen throws his sand so you don’t have to go to sleep
  • Making your own ice cream with Fruchtzwerge yoghurt
  • Benjamin Blümchen Cake
  • Singing a song about chinese people playing contrabass
  • “Fisher Fisher how deep is the water?”
  • “Don’t throw snowballs, one time a girl got a snowball with a stone in it in her eye and she went blind!”
  • “Charlie Chaplin went to Frankfurt…”
  • A depressed bread called Bernd
  • Knowing like 2 people who can pronound the English “th” properly
  • Humilating unathletic students in front of the whole school a.k.a. Bundesjugendspiele
  • “My grandma rides a motor bike in the hen house.”
  • Toggo Tour was like Coachella for German kids but you could never go cause they never came to your town
  • “cat toilet, cat toilet, yes that makes the cat happy”
  • “Space Taxi to the sky!”
  • “Now in every 7th egg!”
  • “Get [insert stupid ringtone here] in the Jamba Sparabo!”
  • Is it der, die or das Nutella?
  • Having friends in other states is difficult cause they’ve got school holidays when you’re still in school and vice versa
  • “Of course with the Mouse and the Elephant”
@lexa-el-amin
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November 14 2017

misda
15:08
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via @tatze, @Deva
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November 13 2017

misda
14:49
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November 08 2017

12:10

When I think a piece of code is useless


/* by Czapy */

November 07 2017

15:58

Looking at my old code


/* by daMax */

misda
12:24

October 23 2017

misda
09:47
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misda
09:15
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misda
09:10
misda
09:07
I don't understand this dumb language and it's still funny
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misda
09:07
Baggersee
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October 16 2017

misda
12:07
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misda
11:51
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11:31
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luxwing:

darkmario666:

videaudio:

There has to be some godless injoke

My ride is here

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misda
11:28
A normal day on a german Autobahn
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misda
11:16
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misda
11:10

i recently figuted out that "sitcom" actually stands for "situation comedy" not because they are sitting on the couch. (as opposed to standup, i guess.)

repost to honour my wisdom.

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October 12 2017

misda
11:31
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